jordino 

An amazing and reliable person. This kinda person is chill with anything you wanna do, and fun to hang out with.

Additionally, they’re a very comforting person who will always try their best to help you out and make sure you feel safe.

I wasn’t feeling so well, but I talked to Jordino and I’m now feeling quite comforted.

jordino by teddygoldfish April 18, 2022

Jordan Jones 

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.

me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones

Jordan Jones by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022

Jordan Poole Syndrome 

When a male tends to act very different around the women , Or turns into mr funny guy and is obnoxiously different.
Turns into a whole different person when women are around

Yo this n** is really being jordan poole syndrome rn

Jordan Poole Syndrome by joxx3333 April 26, 2023

jordan gamage 

a dumb short coon

that's a jordan gamage

jordan gamage by the boys and men June 20, 2023

to jordan (something) 

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

to jordan (something) by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015

Dildo jordan 

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand

Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"

Dildo jordan by Kumduff May 31, 2016

Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

Matt Jordan by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018