Someone who is an addict loves drugs and alcohol but also is a complete dick head to everyone around besides other druggies like him self if you see a Jeff avoid all contact and call the police ASAP Jeff's are unpredictable and all have a Nic addiction
Man: "hey how are you"
Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"
Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"
Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"
Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"
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An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.
Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
by reputable_realist December 09, 2024
Jeff has a big cock and big dick energy that is often mistaken for cockiness but is really self confidence. He is sweet charming loving very affectionate very hyper sexual and loves being playful romantic and a lil kinky. Jeff is a good boyfriend who opens doors for you, always text back, is loyal and thoughtful, protective but not jealous, and loves making you feel special. He is the best best friend to his girl and his homies but be aware homie, Jeff doesn't believe in bro code. A spade is a spade and a fuckboi is a fuckboi.
Jeff took me to dinner and I felt like the only girl in the room! He brought me roses and was a gentleman until he closed my bedroom door. I love Jeff!
by El Diablo the Sweet November 25, 2021