"Generation Internet" also known as "Generation I"
(1) The generation of people born after the advent AND rise of the Internet.
(2) The generation of people who cannot remember, imagine, or comprehend a world without the Internet, because the world is so wired, and connected.
(1) The generation of people born after the advent AND rise of the Internet.
(2) The generation of people who cannot remember, imagine, or comprehend a world without the Internet, because the world is so wired, and connected.
By 2065, there will not be a single human being on the face of the Earth who will not be in "Generation Internet".
by TekBoi (Ali) February 09, 2007
A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.
by jeffdiamondchin March 02, 2021
(Matt): "Fuck school, i need to go on facebook, go on yahoo answers, check my fantasy team, play some shooting games, download music,and look at new porn."
(Matt's Mom): "Matt! Time for school!"
(Matt): "Momm, can I stay home today? I'm sick."
(Matt's Mom): "Why are you sick, honey?"
(Matt): "I have internet fever."
(Matt's Mom): "Matt! Time for school!"
(Matt): "Momm, can I stay home today? I'm sick."
(Matt's Mom): "Why are you sick, honey?"
(Matt): "I have internet fever."
by alexx017 October 22, 2010
An instructional book from the ...for Dummies series of books that tells people how to use the internet. And the book knows that Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are very bad to use.
Internet for Dummies go through change over the years. It's main competition is The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Internet.
by Tasty Butter November 24, 2007
Having PTSD after viewing disgusting internet sites. Ex: Bestgore, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 1man1jar, 2 girls 1 cup. I HIGHLY recomend NEVER searching these terms. You will have Internet PTSD if you do.
by HTBdafuq April 28, 2016
Those who prowl the deep darkness of cyberspace hoping to establish themselves as egotistical dumbshits, because their real lives are shit, some are cooks, some are college students, and all are fucktards.
by Antillehs October 06, 2005
When one consumes alcoholic beverages while talking with friends on AOL Instant Messenger. Typically, only one person is involved in an internet party, although multiple intoxicated parties are not unheard of.
by Jack Nance July 27, 2004