- Have you heard about Candace’s ‘Bring back manly men’ movement?
- Poor lady... got dragged by the kindest man on this planet.
- Poor lady... got dragged by the kindest man on this planet.
by fijiforblue December 2, 2020
Get the Bring back manly menmug. 
Mens Tear Spit Swap is when two men are receiving separate blojobs whilst together. After both men ejaculate into their female companions mouths, the two women then French kiss and swap the spit’n cum, followed by a second blowjob.
Jake went on a double date with his girlfriend, Kaidyn, and his friend along with his date. Little did jake know that the girls were going to Mens Tear Spit Swap on him later that night - it only cost him a $54 Lobster Bisk.
by EggCombo December 28, 2017
Get the Mens Tear Spit Swapmug. Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
King John: I have a mole?!
Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?
Will Scarlet: Perfect.
Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*
Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
King John: I have a mole?!
Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?
Will Scarlet: Perfect.
Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*
by Alecai October 16, 2009
Get the Robin Hood: Men In Tightsmug. A very long novel written by Robert Penn Warren to torture the teens of modern society. Having a plot based around the politics and the corruption it can cause, in the end, just about everyone dies.
George: Dang, I gotta read All the King's Men for english class!
John: Don't worry: everyone kills themself, the end.
John: Don't worry: everyone kills themself, the end.
by Bumblebee15 March 21, 2011
Get the All the King's Menmug. A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect
"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"
by ableventure November 24, 2013
Get the men who think with their penismug. “I feel like I’m worthless and that I’m wasting my life, you know what I mean?”
“Yeah, especially if you know that pig orgasms can last up to 30 minutes.”
“Dude this is not the time to Pull Off a G-Men!”
“Yeah, especially if you know that pig orgasms can last up to 30 minutes.”
“Dude this is not the time to Pull Off a G-Men!”
by Energia!!! October 21, 2021
Get the Pull off a G-Menmug.