Flash train-logic

The concieved notion that you can accomplish anything, simply because it is required of you in that moment. Even if you have no background of doing this or there's been no setup for you being able to do this in the past.
Basically a lousy way to explain away a Deus Ex Machina.

As seen on the Flash:
The Flash somehow manages to get a train to vibrate at the same speed he is, so that the train goes through some rubble in the road.
Later:
Kid Flash: "How did you do that?"
Flash: "Because I had to."
Me, watching the show: That's some Flash train-logic right there!"

by BoxerJoe June 2, 2017

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.

Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Flashing the Dan

A variant on the texas lawnmower whereby you rip your shirt off at the same time.

Honey I fancy flashing the dan tonight

by Zebraman77 July 2, 2019

elephant flash

When a guy, usually a homeless black one, exposes himself to unsuspecting females.

Girl: I was getting into my car at the grocery store the other day and this creepy guy whipped out his dick and showed me, like he wanted a fuckin' prize or something.

Friend: Yeah, sounds like you got elephant flashed.

by fubarcamry July 30, 2010

Doodle Flash

A whipped bloke who flashes his doodle

joel edwards doodle flashed dirts mum

by Antonio Popodopulus October 12, 2006