i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker
Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked
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No, i am a boy

A joke from @bigbagofpotatoes videos.
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Le him: No, i am a boy!
by Impasta_Nina April 23, 2022
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Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!
by Space Mom April 17, 2017
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what am i? a dumbass#3352

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Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!
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breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.
Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...
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i am groot

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I am groot

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I am groot
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