Human Centipee

When a girl pisses in your mouth and you piss on the floor or better yet in someone else's mouth

Let's get my roommate to come in here and extend the Human Centipee. The more the merrier!

by MeanDabby February 21, 2019

Human pingapede

A chain of people each putting a pinga up the arse of the person infront of them simultaneously - like the human centipede, hence the name.

Let's line up and make a human pingapede.

by Custardbuttermargerine July 9, 2017

remember the human

An Internet principle of etiquette, and very well a forum/message board Golden Rule. Calls for empathy on the part of the individual about to post or comment, as to remember that what they're writing will be read by a person - and all that entails.

P1: Dude, just kill yourself.
P2: Bro, remember the human.
P1: I shall repent, brother.

by apostrophe' February 5, 2019

human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.

Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!

by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017

faith in humanity

Something I don't have. And neither should you.

I can go on and on about all the reasons I've lost faith in humanity but then I'd break the character limit

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats December 12, 2022

idiotic human

The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.

I am an idiotic human for being here in the first place.

by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018

Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle

Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!

by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012