Shit a house

When something scares or frustrates you so intensely that you shit so many bricks that they form a house.

1. “Dude, don’t scare me like that. I almost shat an entire house...’

2. “You better stop rummaging though my things before I shit a house and make you live in it!”

by Ace O’ Renegades June 25, 2019

cheese house

When you bone down a chick that has kids and her house smells like cheese. But you don't give a damm.

I love going down to Lucy's cheese house anytime she invites. Even though it smell like rugrats and mozzarella

by Jixsonthavibrator August 19, 2016

Full House

When a girl spits in a dude's mouth and then slaps his ass.

"For $25 I'll spit in your mouth and slap your ass."

"Holy shit! That's a full house!"

by Medusalaughed November 20, 2022

MAFway House

Refers to NASA's Michoud Assembly Facility's attrition rate.

"Im headed to the MAFway house for a promotion, then I'll be back in Seattle."

"Just got done serving my time at the MAFway house, just got my papers for promotion at a real location"

"You start at the MAFway house, then go to Blue Origin for double the money"

by DildoEngineer June 17, 2022

Pay the house

A percentage you have to pay to use someone's establishment usually for illegal activity.

I told Roxxy that she can bring her tricks over to my place as long as she pay the house.

"Hey sailor, you got an extra $5 to pay the house."

by Mackendeez April 14, 2018

The Haunted House

If you’re on Twitter/Flop tiktok and someone tells you that you’re invited to the haunted house; run. The haunted house came from a video on @perversefamily on twitter as a trailer for their Halloween special. I haven’t watched the video but I can explain what happened based on the reactions of other people. They start drinking piss and just having really kinky and disgusting sex with eachother in an orgy and worst of all someone put an entire leg up somebody’s bussy and an organ came out and he licked it.

Jiafei: GIRL YESS!! YOURE INVITED TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE!! MAKE SURE TO BRING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY😊🥰🥰

by Some tiktokker March 11, 2022

brogressive house

House music for the bros and bro-hos, typically at large music festivals/carnivals. "The music that has an epic build up, and then drops into a little dinky beat"

Brogressive House: MOTHER FUCKIN ANIMALS! do dododododo do do do, do dododododo do do do,

by subatomicrabbit December 19, 2013