hide-a-hit

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.
Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."
by Mercynary(kik) March 08, 2017
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Pity Hit

The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.
Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)
by 3319 March 20, 2010
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Hitting the trailer

Penetrating the anus. Hitting the trailer is a euphemism for anal sex, but is more specifically used when the anal sex was unwanted or not discussed ahead of time and the recipient expects to receive normal vaginal sex, but is surprised by their anus being penetrated instead.
Charlene had no clue that Cletus was planning something different this time, but he grabbed her ankles, spit, and began "hitting the trailer" much to her shock and chagrin.
by rickabone September 18, 2017
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Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.
by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022
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hit the blankets

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets
by Wisdomtooth101 March 27, 2017
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rude hit

"I got an F on that calc test"
"Man, thats a rude hit."
by ploik9 May 13, 2009
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hit the skiis

Yo, what to hit the skiis? Black Diamond Slopes?
by lkjhgvbn February 16, 2017
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