They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.
Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.
by Eye popper February 24, 2019

Specially designed goggles originating from Japan that allow the user to enjoy Golden Showers, Muddy Buddy and other such acts. They are also surprisingly useful for navigating through the annals of Urban Dictionary.
Lads, grab your Japanese Rain Goggles, we're going to Shinjuku.
Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss
Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss
by YaMumisYaDad July 29, 2018

When a male dips his testicals in hot sauce and places them on a unsuspecting victims eye sockets while they are sleeping. This results in the victims eyes and eye sockets burning the next day.
by MrVanpedy June 28, 2011

When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)
by Paul Stinkovitch November 26, 2010

A pair of eye goggles that were given to thy Mayans for luck; A motha' fuckin' suhweeet pair of goggles that make you an official P-I-M-P.
by poopy MCPOO November 15, 2004

dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!
by your mom gave me japanese rain November 26, 2010

by iamdtf May 15, 2018
