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Japanese Rain Goggles

They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.
Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.
by Eye popper February 24, 2019
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Japanese Rain Goggles

Specially designed goggles originating from Japan that allow the user to enjoy Golden Showers, Muddy Buddy and other such acts. They are also surprisingly useful for navigating through the annals of Urban Dictionary.
Lads, grab your Japanese Rain Goggles, we're going to Shinjuku.

Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss
by YaMumisYaDad July 29, 2018
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Mexican spicy goggles

When a male dips his testicals in hot sauce and places them on a unsuspecting victims eye sockets while they are sleeping. This results in the victims eyes and eye sockets burning the next day.
Dude i totally gave that girl a Mexican spicy goggles
by MrVanpedy June 28, 2011
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japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)
Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet
by Paul Stinkovitch November 26, 2010
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arabian eye goggles

A pair of eye goggles that were given to thy Mayans for luck; A motha' fuckin' suhweeet pair of goggles that make you an official P-I-M-P.
"...and thy arabian eye goggles were given to thy one."- The New Testament-Pussy Galore 2:69
by poopy MCPOO November 15, 2004
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japanese rain goggles

when a woman smudges her breast into the face of a man.
dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!
by your mom gave me japanese rain November 26, 2010
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