Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Reverse glazed

It’s when you take so much dick in your ass that your asshole prolapses.

Wow that was a great orgy I’m glad I got reverse glazed

by Dnsbaks44 February 19, 2024

Silent Glaze

A silent glaze is when you win a fight, but the other dudes friends glaze him so hard it seems like he won, even though he got his ass beat.

Bro I whooped him in a fight, but i got Silent Glazed so hard it seems like I lost.

by Gyr0z April 18, 2024

no glaze

When you talk about someone and you don't want people to think you're glazing or complimenting them too much

Example 1:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man The Rocks energy drink ZOA is the best no glaze
Example 2:
ZOA Warrior 69: Lego GTA is the greatest game of all time no glaze
Example 3:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man Cookie King could easily beat Jack Doherty in a fight no glaze

by ZOA Warrior 69 May 14, 2024

Nashville Glaze

The film that’s left on a gentleman’s meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.

Anthony had to lather, rinse and repeat to get the Nashville Glaze off his dick after last night.

by The Real Chas May 14, 2024

Nashville Glaze

The film that is left on a gentleman's meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.

Dave had to lather, rinse and repeat to get last night's Nashville glaze off his junk.

by The Real Chas May 26, 2024

mutual glaze

when two entities glaze (extreme, often undeserved support) each other equally.

The mutual glaze between America and Japan is crazy!

by y-urpsedu0nym May 31, 2024