Brimming glass of spiders

A glass brimming with spiders

"Are you thirsty? We have water, soda, juice, spiders, be-"
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders

by bbasic February 21, 2021

slide some glass

Open the window. Usually when stuck in someones car after drinking and you need some air.

"Slide some glass or I'm gonna hurl

by Mochi Girl August 4, 2011

The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

year 6 glasses

What you wear as a granny after preschool glasses

You used to wear preschool glasses but now you wear year 6 glasses

by 😗’s there September 26, 2018

woes-coloured glasses

If someone sees things through woes-coloured glasses, they see things as being worse than they really are. Overly pessimistic view of things. Expecting the worst possible outcome. The opposite of rose-coloured glasses. Also spelled woes-colored glasses.

He's fearful and pessimistic of the future that he sees through woes-coloured glasses.

by ggaggamba July 4, 2015

STARBURST GLASS SHOW

when a man/woman sits on a glass coffee table with full bowels usually after taking laxatives

then another man/woman crawls underneath the glass coffee table and sits and watches as "the star" "bursts" before the "show"

last night my girlfriend drank miralax gave me a starburst glass show on our coffee table

by i'm just some guy September 29, 2021

Glass Of Water Girl

A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.

Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.

by Not Chirpy June 29, 2021