"Are you thirsty? We have water, soda, juice, spiders, be-"
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders
by bbasic February 21, 2021
Like rose tinted glasses, people remembering experiences as better than they actually were due to the influence of marijuana at the time of the experience.
Guy 1: the band at prom last night were so good
Guy 2: no they weren't, they sucked ass. You only enjoyed it because you were high.
Guy 1: man I must be looking back at it through hash tinted glasses
Guy 2: no they weren't, they sucked ass. You only enjoyed it because you were high.
Guy 1: man I must be looking back at it through hash tinted glasses
by Acb1998 August 22, 2015
The STFU frase is used to imply that you need to shut up because your actions or your words are biting you in the ass and making you look like a fool. The tall glass compares to a tall glass of beer/wine meaning a big amount. #calm down
Taylor Swift is announced at the 2009 VMA's.
Kanye rushes to the stage in the middle of her speech to let the world know that Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time.
Kanye, that was beyond rude, you look like an ass for doing that. You need to go back to your seat and drink a tall glass of STFU.
Kanye rushes to the stage in the middle of her speech to let the world know that Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time.
Kanye, that was beyond rude, you look like an ass for doing that. You need to go back to your seat and drink a tall glass of STFU.
by InfinityPrincess19 December 17, 2018
when a man/woman sits on a glass coffee table with full bowels usually after taking laxatives
then another man/woman crawls underneath the glass coffee table and sits and watches as "the star" "bursts" before the "show"
then another man/woman crawls underneath the glass coffee table and sits and watches as "the star" "bursts" before the "show"
by i'm just some guy September 29, 2021
Used to describe an action that is amazing on one hand and terrible on another. Mostly used in E-SPORTS.
Person 1: YO! Did you see that Caustic main take out 3 squads with just a P2020?
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.
by AngryLarry July 12, 2019
by 😗’s there September 26, 2018
The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.
Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
by Texaswonderwoman April 23, 2013