Sock Fucker

A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.

HEY! Shut your mouth Sock Fucker!

by Joke Of The Day 4 March 29, 2015

Uncle Fucker

An individual that fucks their uncle with no regard to moral or ethical values.

Kenny: "Hey dad, I think I'm an Uncle Fucker."
Dad: "You fuck your uncle?"
Kenny: "Yes, Dad"
Dad: "Don't worry child, I fuck my uncle too."

by Doge1999 January 31, 2016

fucker buckets

buckets of fuck.
used commonly when you forgot to do something important or mess up in some way.

Fucker buckets! That paper is due today?!?!

by Megan Boydston April 30, 2008

Seal fucker

Racial slur reserved for Canadains do to an abundance of happy seals in Canada.

Alberta is a beautiful place to visit if you don't mind all the seal fuckers.

by LP's dad March 23, 2011

venom fucker

people who had their inner tetraphillia awaking and want to fuck venom and those tentacles and tongue of his

"Eddie said he wanted to fuck venom, guess hes a venom fucker"

by venomstentadick October 29, 2018

Dry Fucker

A dry fucker is someone who fucks you without getting any personal gain from it. It is sometimes unintentional; although most times it is caused by just being a fucking ignorant or dumb fucktard.

Every calls Ken a dry fucker because he got the cops called on an underage house party because he was caught breaking into a house across the street. The cops arrived and heard the music, everyone got arrested for underage drinking.

by SemiAngelik May 4, 2011

donkey fucker

A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.

My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.

That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.

by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014