The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture

"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."

by Zatharos December 06, 2009

book this place

immediate departure time

Bobby, there's my ex, we gotta book this place!

by stinker69 March 16, 2009

False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 21, 2010

Fully Booked

A term used in reference to sexual activity; when the receiver has all holes full!

Katie was fully booked last night! I was in her mouth, Jamie in her butt and Jake in her fanny!

by t-rex lover xxx December 11, 2016

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

book insomnia

When a book is so good you can't fall asleep because you'd have to stop reading.

"Man, you look tired."

"Yeah, I didn't sleep last night, I had book insomnia."

by Wht2Read March 01, 2020

Book Horny

When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.

Connor is so book horny for Brandon Sanderson's new book.

by Halfpint939 March 31, 2022