Floor-Twenty

Any day when one luckily finds a $20 dollar bill in a public location before any other indvidual can get his/her greasy fingers on said bill. A floor-twenty discovery is followed by rushing out of the public location, cackling like a mental patient just off thorazine.

I had to cough up $13 for my herp' prescription, but then I saw a floor-twenty and scooped it up post haste.

by spiny norman August 31, 2012

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Splash in the floor

when u are havin sex nd the girl is so loose that when ur about to get off ur penis falls out nd u cum everywhere (but inside her lol) aka *spash in the floor*

guy 1-so was she any good
guy 2- no man, every1 hit is obviously
guy1-why did u splash in the floor?

by Th3 tRuTh08 March 30, 2009

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Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.

“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”

by Floor Tom February 25, 2024

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Floor Ramen

The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....

"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"

by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018

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