Slappy Seabass Fanny

Someones fanny what kicks out a lingering pong.

Damnation! Becky ain't arf got a slappy seabass fanny.

by Cabe. January 18, 2009

sand up her fanny

a girl who is always irritable and angry
a funnier way of saying bitch

"Dude, Sally is sooo mean to me the whole time."
"Duh! She's got sand up her fanny."

by the ud master May 3, 2009

fanny beats aka TDB

Twitch down below or mild tingle in the female genitalia

originates from a pre-historic urge to reproduce

'He kissed me and i got TBD'

by Robin De Bora May 13, 2005

Ur nanny like fanny

Ur nanny like fanny is the worst insult in the universe being it describes a extended “family” member that you know or pay for maintenance,

Callan: Hey James
James: Yeah Calla

Callan: Ur family lgbt
James: Ur nanny like fanny
Callan disappears from existence to explore the dimensions, surfing from life form to life form, never to be seen again.

by Big Bobba April 15, 2018

salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

fanny like a burst couch

this is another name for a bucket fanny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. A woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! Having sex with this woman would be like putting a cocktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)

Oh my god, ive just lost my face in a fanny like a burst couch! Slurp!, slurp!, slurp!....and the face has gone!!!

It came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife's fanny like a burst couch

by all big men want them, all small ones don't February 28, 2008

Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

A warm moist bun that was invented by the famous cook,
Fanny Cradock , in the 1950's.

Kid: Hey mum, and dad, They're ready...come into the
kitchen and have a taste of these
Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

mum: HMMMTheyre delicious darling

dad: They're so warm and moist... just like fannies

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006