security engineer

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also: Wizard, Archmage
'Wow, he just fixed that problem in a heartbeat. Is he a wizard?'
"No, he's our security engineer."
by krispey1989 January 25, 2018
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Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.
John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!
by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023
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Boomer Engineer

A seasoned pro from the golden age of drafting tables and floppy disks.
The Boomer Engineer is a master of analog solutions navigating a digital world.

Often seen squinting at a touchscreen or asking, "So... what is the cloud, exactly?".
They bring decades of experience—and a healthy dose of skepticism—to every tech update.

May require a millennial translator for anything involving AI, apps, or acronyms longer than three letters.
We spent half the meeting explaining how the new IoT sensors work because our Boomer Engineer thought "the cloud" was just a fancy term for offsite storage.
by Mangled-Pangolin April 04, 2025
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Avocado Engineer

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users
The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click
by dubzziez April 23, 2021
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Engineer

1. Someone who builds or works on machines 2. A TF2 class :)
He’s an engineer
HE’S PLAYING ENGINEER?!”
by Auggie_chan February 04, 2025
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Engineer

A person who is addicted to masturbation and always think of masturbation only.
Abhash is addicted to masturbation he must be an engineer
by motherfathermf March 26, 2023
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engineer

a fucking nerd ass nigga seriously who tf wants to do this shit
by innocentbystander October 02, 2019
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