DP Double Pass-out

To be in the middle of foreplay with a partner of the opposite sex, on a evening (or day) when many alcoholic beverages were consumed, only to have both parties simultaneously pass out, resulting in no one getting laid.

" Man I ended up wheeling that rocket from the bar last night back to my place, but it ended up being a DP..."

"Double Penentration? You sick son of a..."

"No man, DP Double Pass-out, the worst"

"Yikes"

by AlcoholicsAmongus January 17, 2014

Zippy Double

When you burp and fart at the same time really fast.

Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.

by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014

standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015

The Daily Double

When somebody decides to jack-off twice in one day.

Someone - "What'd you do yesterday?"

You - "Oh nothing, just the daily double."

by bnksns June 19, 2009

Double Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a woman and was a c-section baby. Never came out, never came in

I am a double gold star gay. I have never had sex with a woman and I was a c-section baby. Many gays claim to be gold star gays by never having sex with a woman, however I have never been in or out.

by Jeffrey Mack May 1, 2008

double-bean

2 cocks, 1 asshole.

Jarod couldn't help but regret his fevered double-bean the day of the big race.

by Aaron Spelling September 7, 2006

P.h.Double D

A good looking Dr or professional with with big boobies.

Those two chicks over there, they're P.h.Double Ds.

by pingu unit April 19, 2009