jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

dolphin dandruff

When the pussy skin is dry and chafing, leaving behind dead skin that smells fishy.

My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro

Me:good shit fam.

My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.

Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable

by Oldbob cheese dick December 3, 2021

Dolphin

The only sea creature anyone likes

You:hey bro do you like dolphins?

Them: yeaaaaaaa maaaahhhhnnn

by QueenKangaroo July 19, 2019

dolphinication

Dolphins being educated in rape

Adam West just got educated on dolphinication

by dolphinication May 6, 2014

Dolphin

A dolphin is the step down from a Whale, they may spend large sums of money every now and then or just spend less amounts of money consistently to acquire an above average status but not to the extremes of a Whale.

F2P: He's such a whale
F2P 2: Nah he's only got (insert meta but not new item), he's a dolphin

by Halcyon#0003 February 14, 2020

dolphin shoals

Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.

Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.

by justsomerandomcrap13 August 14, 2017

Dolphin

When you shoot someone or something in the head and it leaves a hole like one in a dolphin's head. Mostly used by gangs .

I just turned that nigger into a dolphin

by Ms 13 June 12, 2018