David Beckham

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual

David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.

by Paul March 15, 2004

David

David is a Mexican homosexual who likes to tener sexo. He will stock you and when you go to his house he’ll give you a coke. DONT take it! It has drugs in it! He’s a pervert who likes to talk about his teacher Mrs Longs flat ass.Even though David is a retard he is funny when he tries to show off his fake yeezys. He brings porn to school on his laptop so Cruz and him can suck each other’s dicks during social studies.He also thinks he can be friends with the “Kool Kids” but he’s just the Mexican version of Caillou. Never be friends with David, he’ll talk behind your back in Spanish.

David: Mi peepee duro
Everyone: tf

by Single.pringle March 21, 2019

David

An extremly hot kid with hot hair and cute eyes who would do especially good with a girl named Stephanie. A guy who has EXTREMLY HOT HAIR. and a EXTREMLY HOT BODY and who is EXTREMLY HOT AND FUCKABLE.

Wow dude your such a David body(;

by <3gummybear August 25, 2011

david archuleta

the cutest guy on american idol season 7 top 24
more infos about them
www americanidolz blogspot com

david archuleta:(sings)
paula abdul:i wanna squish you

by joan123 February 15, 2008

harley davidson

anyone who thinks this is a wothwhile purchase is a fucking retard. ive seen mopeds faster than these peices of overpriced shit

fag- yeah i got a harley
dual sport - yeah you got a dick up your ass too
fag - yeah but i can fly a quarter mile in 16 seconds
dual sport - you're a fucking retard

by datsunface October 5, 2004

David Story

When a person tells a story that is clearly unrealistic and everybody knows that he/she is full of shit. When the person is confronted they then become defensive and tell you to ask their father for proof.

That douche bag was telling a David Story when he said that he motor boated a donkey.

by Tito Esquire February 22, 2011

David

A shy, yet sweet little nerd. David is a name that's decently common. But one of the Davids I know... is such a nerd. He's a sweet person, and can make you like him in a snap. One of the traits about David, is that he's quite the introvert. Even around his friends, he's such a quite person. Constantly confused for some reason whenever you ask him a question. He's incredibly intelligent in all subjects, intellectually, and physically. He's quite the athletic person, but gets a damn perfect strait "A". He's the best damn person you'll ever know, and everyone who knows him shares the same opinion.

Me: Hey David!
David: hi...
Me: So how's Sinfonia Orchestra?
David: whaaat..?
Me: How's Sinfonia Orchestra
David: Wait, what..?
Me: ...
Me: Um, David--never mind..

by Je_suis_stupide November 7, 2019