The Dealers Way Out

To Kill Ones Self

Damn, Kurt Cobain took the dealers way out.

by Lord_Squid133 January 21, 2024

Dopamine-dealer

A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves

I need to call my dopamine-dealer to re-up on my feel good fix.

by Interiorfix January 30, 2025

hug dealer

An individual who hustles to provide hugs to those in need.

She sells hugs, not drugs....she is a damn good hug dealer

by Interiorfix March 11, 2025

BBC Dealer

A bold, no-filter dude who proudly connects white women with Black men packing serious heat. He’s the go-to hookup when a snow bunny is craving chocolate. Doesn’t need a dating app—he is the app. Whether it’s DMs, parties, or late-night texts, the BBC Dealer knows exactly who’s ready for that big, Black connection.

She said she only messes with white dudes—until the BBC Dealer lined up her first real experience. Now she won’t go back

by TouchMeMaze April 5, 2025

snack dealer

someone who buys snacks at a lower price and sells them for higher at a 1-2 dollar profit, usually sold at school.

Guy 1: yo u up to buy some shit from the snack dealer? Guy 2: aight for sure dawg let's get it

by tbhbeingsofr April 6, 2025

Daddy Dealer

A drug dealer that deals drugs to a person in a way that he thinks you should use the drugs, influencing when and how much he gives you based on how he thinks you should or shouldn't use the drugs. (He tries to be some sort of "guru" while maintaining his dealing. Intentions can be goodhearted, but not always well-received by the customer. Can be viewed by the customer as helpful, or extremely annoying and rude.

He's such a daddy dealer always withholding the drugs until he feels like I deserve to have them.

by sagenoob May 2, 2025

the denver sex offender

a name to call your uncle whos from denver

OH SHIT ITS THE DENVER SEX OFFENDER HE WILL RAPE US AHHH!

by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 5, 2025