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Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.
I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.
by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021
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Cabin's Crush

Waking up from sleep with heart burn and a sore throat.
I shouldn't have had that spicy food while being sick, I woke up with Cabin's Crush.
by Doc Milton February 12, 2010
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Crush Mode

A superhuman ability gifted to those that ask for cigarettes on street corners and receive a Camel Crush Menthol. The ability can be triggered by most anybody with proper training, and requires one to inhale an entire Camel Crush Menthol cigarette upon crushing the menthol filter bubble. Practicing the art form can unlock your methylated potential and gift you with anything from extreme intelligence to incredible ohysical strength and agility and can be used methodically. This mode can be triggered by lesser menthol cigarettes, however great training is required.
"Yo, I went stupid Crush Mode last night on your dad. his balls were straight fartin on my chin."
by Nima Vellon December 24, 2020
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gross crush

When you are strangely attracted to someone who is unattractive.
"I hope nothing happens to The Hound on Game of Thrones, he is my gross crush."
by beegee89 August 18, 2017
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small crush

when you look at someone and have a slit second attraction to them, where you could imagine dating them and everything, but it goes away
oh, who do you like
well i haven't liked anyone but i've had small crushes
by skycl0ud September 22, 2021
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crush cry

Crying over a crush or someone you really like
“I’ve been crush crying all night because of him/her”
by TheRealOnesCount March 4, 2018
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madden crush

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason
john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush
by thepetikman May 18, 2014
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