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Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
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deploy the cows

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois
Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!
by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020
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wooly cow

The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.
Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*
by Jeff_139 November 2, 2020
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Skinny Cow

A man who takes more than he gives. He is stingy and a withholding man who could potentially just not have it to give. More often, he just enjoys being cheap. He is often a greedy man who intends on taking more than he gives to a woman. He’s crafty and manipulative for someone who has nothing to offer.
Wow! Jelani and Scott are such a skinny cow. Look at how they use women’s time and energy without it being on their dime.
by Ángel De Jade December 31, 2020
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Sara the cow

by Ph1lcool January 21, 2021
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Horny Cow

When you are getting a handjob and you fart and nut at the same time.
We were having a good time when suddenly he did the Horny Cow and ruined everything.
by Efhanwaltodn January 23, 2021
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Trim A Cow

This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving
Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!
by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 21, 2021
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