A chatango pervert who always wants to roleplay. Him being the Uke and you being the seme.
A stuttery role player who speaks like the above mentioned uke chan.
A stuttery role player who speaks like the above mentioned uke chan.
On Chatango:
Uke Chan: h-hello, w-would y-y-y-ou like to t-t-t-ouch me ?
Rolole Playing:
Person one: H-hi my n-n-n-name is y-y-y-yuki
Person Two: What an Uke Chan...
Uke Chan: h-hello, w-would y-y-y-ou like to t-t-t-ouch me ?
Rolole Playing:
Person one: H-hi my n-n-n-name is y-y-y-yuki
Person Two: What an Uke Chan...
by LCharismaArchen June 21, 2010
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Is most often used to confuse people and make yourself look smart.
Is most often used to confuse people and make yourself look smart.
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Reportedly, the term was coined by Time magazine.
Reportedly, the term was coined by Time magazine.
Bob Geldof, Bono, Sir Richard Branson, and Angelina Jolie are celanthropists.
Here comes a celanthropist; Hooray!, our village is saved!
Here comes a celanthropist; Hooray!, our village is saved!
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