Chili Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.

Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!

by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021

Viking chili bowl

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.

Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

Clevland Chili Dog

A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.

It's ok we will just clevland chili dog it.

by KINGrude November 05, 2017

Chili Dogg

When you're gay as fuck, and you smash your dudes chili ring, but there's some poo residue on your penis. So you have him suck it off.

Yo, Kyle said he smashed Chad lastnight. But he ended having to feed him a chili dogg.

by spitroast69 August 26, 2020

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

by Chili and dogs September 07, 2022

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.

"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"

by Word Smartist January 26, 2022

Chili non Carne

A vegan-friendly chili. Made with meat-free mince. Just as tasty as the meaty version!

I made chili non carne for my gf last night. And she was hot for me later!

by Dansdad July 19, 2022