15 million Scoville bare minimum. This bitch will knock your socks off like a dog in World War II. Take this shit with a megaton of milk, and yogurt, because without the correct rations, it could be your one way ticket to the grave. Be sure to have the U.S. arm y forces on your side for this one pal, it'll blow you away into a storm of strong emotions. Once you're finished fighting the big ass war of a fight, you'll become immortal to all spices, you'll join the X-Men for your amazing ability.
by ErockTheParty December 8, 2018
Get the Chili Peppers mug.The delayed onset muscle soreness from eating something too spicy. Like with exercise is usually takes two days to take full effect.
Mate I've got really bad chili doms, my stomach is cramping so bad. I think it's from that curry yesterday.
by King Tiny November 1, 2018
Get the chili doms mug.When your junk has been sitting in ball soup for a while, then they cool off for a bit, the sweat is caked onto your junk, and your balls start sweating again. Typical for extreme heat and working in a dish pit or steel mill.
Guy 1: Dude, it's hotter than a dick out here...
Guy 2: I know man, I've been sitting in ball chili all fucking day.
Guy 2: I know man, I've been sitting in ball chili all fucking day.
by poorwhiteboy August 3, 2017
Get the ball chili mug.by Spincity352 August 23, 2017
Get the Chili dog mug.(v) Passing off something that tastes like shit for something that tastes amazing by using swagger, pazazz and salesmanship.
Tastes food that is absolutely terrible.
Person 1: Gosh, this tastes horrible.
Person 2: What are you talking about? This tastes amazing!
Person 1: Don't try to Chili Boys me.
Person 1: Gosh, this tastes horrible.
Person 2: What are you talking about? This tastes amazing!
Person 1: Don't try to Chili Boys me.
by Steve Dupree December 15, 2018
Get the Chili boys mug.Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
Get the Mexican Chili Pepper mug.Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
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