Can Opener

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

by Jim lahey69 October 12, 2020

Jesus Can

a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.

Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.

by McCofferton III December 7, 2010

cheesy as canned

A phrase referring to the subject discussed as being equal to or lower than the quality of canned cheese. See cheesy

Dude, that joke was cheesy as CANNED.

by khristopher November 13, 2009

can slicing

when your at a party and someone leaves the room you take a knife cut a hole in there can and watch them be angry when they try to take a drink

"dude i was can slicing everyones cans and i got kicked out"

by funny elephant December 21, 2008

canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 14, 2008

Klan in a Can

What you drink when you need a racism boost.

Terrentino must have had an endless suply of Klan in a Can when he filmed Django.

by viktur February 1, 2013

Sauce Can

Any alcoholic beverage that comes in a can such as a beer or malt beverage.

He lets get a case of sauce cans for the game tonight.

Toss me a sauce can im thirsty.

by Greentree November 9, 2009