regret burger

Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day

Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.

McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.

by tastyvension January 27, 2014

Burger Mouth

A person who sounds like they have a burger stuffed in there mouth and they havent swallowed it yet while they are trying to talk.

I cant understand that burger mouth.

example of a burger mouth person is the song Mike Jones..song BACK THEN there is a lot of burger mouth in that song....

by Whisper Stella May 10, 2014

the ramen burger

It is a regular burger, but with Ramen noodles instead of buns. This is usually eaten if food stamps didn't come in yet and you have no burger buns.

I didn't have any buns so I had to go and make ramen noodle burgers. The ramen burger was a last minute options.

by FakeGhettoRhinestones June 22, 2014

burger mouth

Slight redness around the corners of ones mouth where the lips have stretched to fit round a large burger

Leanne wow that burger is massive, carefull you will get burger mouth

by Tackletart1974 December 27, 2013

burger bar

Most common usage is a small opening in a door where you can serve junkies dope without them knowing whos actually serving them

If I dont know ya ima serve ya threw my burger bar!- gucci main

by oxybruh April 10, 2015

Doosh Burger

Dooshier than a dooshbag but not as dooshy as a Doosh Canoe.

That guy just such a Doosh Burger.

by Sophrosyn November 1, 2016

burger slapper

A nigga who slaps his own ass during sex

I just had sex with a burger slapper

by Ghadi blueberry August 20, 2017