Fantasy bullshit

Something Josh once said.

Something something fantasy bullshit

by bigalke93 January 8, 2019

you be with the bullshit

A joke or term used to say that you are goofing off or playing around or being funny

John says to Avery I’m going to the gym at 5. Avery goes to John’s house at 8 and says how was the gym? John says he never went to the gym. Avery says “you be with the bullshit”.

by John gotti June 24, 2023

Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.

Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.

by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025

nigga what the fuck is this bullshit

A phrase to say after your brother went to make a criminal empire while you were in jail trying to survive jail rape.

Lemme get you some new clothes!
Nigga what the fuck is this bullshit.

by dan250islame February 18, 2024

Bullshit

The girl who starts changing the rules she made as she went when she finds out they never worked in the first place.

The girl is bullshit.

by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.

and then failed to cash out when it broke it...

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line is now at £13.65

by uttabull March 24, 2023

Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.

The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021