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Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.
Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?
by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023
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Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.
by dtill April 12, 2023
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fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.
"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."
by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023
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Blonde

I change my hair color from blond to blonde after transitioning.
by coveted seed July 23, 2023
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blonde Fonzie

A blonde woman as cool as Fonzie
by TherealLdubbs July 27, 2023
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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
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blonde dysmorphia

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu
by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023
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