blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .

Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.

by Irish eyes May 22, 2014

blonde

the hottest hair colour on girls

man: did you see that blonde girl. she was so fit

by imsadokayleavemealone November 12, 2022

blonde-ish

When someone's hair is half blonde

Chloe is blonde-ish

by $węęt August 24, 2016

bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.

Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"

by Powerfoe May 22, 2024

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.

Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment

by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019

Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile

Wow hake is such a beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020