blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.

"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."

by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023

blonde person

Person who has golden looking hair.
That will glow in the sun.

Look a blonde person. <3

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Blonde

That basic popular bitch who has no personality

That blonde is so basic

by ewthatgurl November 3, 2019

Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards

Shit did u see that blonde bitch

by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020

Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards

Shit did u see that blonde bitch

by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020