British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.

dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway

by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011

blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009

old blind bob

A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........

"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"

"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"

by mofuka January 6, 2005

A Sight For Blind Eyes

Something that is so ridiculously ugly that makes you wish you were blind.

Megan: wow mix and match day was not a good idea for spirit week at least not for my eyes.

Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.

by Lolala11 September 20, 2009

Rob someone blind

To steal from someone without them noticing

If you break into someone’s house and steal money you find in their house that belongs to them, congratulations! You had to rob someone blind

by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019

3 blind mice

3 guys wearing blind folds running around naked trying to find the pussy.

We 3 blind mice will find "The Cheese"

by Da Weird Kid May 14, 2018

no i am blind

the response to "look at this" or, "hey, check this out"
a prime example of trolling. to be said in the voice used by superman's maid in family guy, which is commonly used during the phrase "we need more lemon pledge."

1:"dude, look at my score"
2:"NO I AM BLIND"

by noiamblind March 31, 2012