jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020

Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 1, 2010

tag attack

When you get excited about New Music that you've heard for the first time and you start "Tagging" all your friends on FaceBook.

Please excuse my "tag attack" today.

by ProfTCS August 25, 2016

Pam attack

A panic attack if your name is Pam. In other words a pamic attack.

I just had a Pam attack.

by BearfromJear October 30, 2023

attack on titties

attack on titan but with big mommy milkers

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"

by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021

Backwards Attack

When someone agrees to your idea or proposal despite initial hesitation, but due to an unfortunate outcome caused by circumstances out of everyone's control later regrets the decision and launches an extremely harsh retroactive verbal attack on you and/or your character. These attacks are typically launched by passive aggressive people.

You convince someone you care about to take a vacation to a specific destination. The other person prefers a different destination but reluctantly agrees. During the trip flights are delayed, luggage gets lost, and other things go wrong. That person then proceeds to launch a Backwards Attack on you for the entire situation even though they actually agreed to go on the trip. They also use the situation to make other unrelated attacks on your character.

by BostonX November 4, 2013

Surprise attack

When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face

-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.

by UserR6088 March 18, 2023