snake trader

Snake traders are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who start a fantasy football pool within their office and trick first year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of his team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Hector! What do you think about this trade Ashhad convinced me on? I'll give him Antonio Brown for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade.Do not take it. Ashhad is such a snake trader."
by Hectorino November 06, 2017
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Plumber's Snake

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.
This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!
by thatsalog February 03, 2015
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Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.
Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.
by Clarence deepwater II March 25, 2020
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Solid Snake

The act in which your 'Big Boss' is fully erect.
Not to be confused with Liquid Snake which is primarily caused by heavy consumption of taco Bell. Me coming into the bedroom with my Solid Snake. My girlfriend: Snake Snake!!!!!
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
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solid snake

to sneak in a girls house with a erection in a skin tight suit unnoticed and bang here.
dude i was so like solid snake last night to have sex with my girl.
by okemonmaster4life March 22, 2015
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Snake language

The language that is only spoken by Selenators and Beliebers who hate on The Weeknd
Belieber/Selenators: The Weeknd is ugly and his music is trash

XO: I'm sorry but I cannot understand what you're saying because you are speaking a language called snake language
by TheXODame February 21, 2017
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Mong Snake

Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011
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