i am out straight

way too busy as in totally scheduled

I am out straight and can't finish the job until next month!

by mike rekola September 5, 2008

where the hell am i

You're on the Urban Dictionary, you fucking idiot.

But you already knew that. You only wanted to see if some sarcastic asshole made this page. Never ask "where the hell am I" again!

by QWEEFTY November 29, 2016

I am coming for you

talk to you
argue with you
show you
give you
debate with you

Man I am coming for you.

by I hope it helps January 10, 2017

I am teh win

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner”

Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.

steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006

I am a walmart bag.

Read the title.

I am a walmart bag.

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !

i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?

by michael foolsley October 21, 2021

Don't do this at 3 AM!

A video type in YouTube where a YouTuber wakes up from sleep at midnight to record the video and then do an activity (Such as calling someone, playing a game, go out, etc.) until they see creepy things/hear creepy sounds and then a jumpscare or something like that.

"Don't do this at 3 AM!" types:
"Don't do gymnastics at 3 AM"
"Don't go to McDonald's at 3 AM"
"Don't use bath bombs at 3 AM"
"Don't try this online chatroom at 3 AM"
"Don't play Roblox at 3 AM"
"Don't call ForKy at 3 AM"
"Don't talk to Siri at 3 AM on Clinton Road"
"Don't do snakes at 3 AM"
"Don't call Dora at 3 AM"
"Don't call SpongeBob at 3 AM"
"Don't play Among Us at 3 AM"
"Don't call your mom at 3 AM"
And more...

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021