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african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face
I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up
by eatyouout May 21, 2011
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african volcano

when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!
Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!
by PV3 December 19, 2010
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South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022
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African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.
"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."
by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025
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African American

People who live in Africa but came from America
Okonkwo: Where are you from, Richard?
Richard: how dare you? I may be African American, but I’m an African all the same!
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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African Jamaican

kai cenat is so fucking black he isnt even african amercan he is African Jamaican
by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 20, 2023
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African Eagle

When a black man cums into a girls hands, a d she rubs it on her face.
Daddy, can we do the African Eagle?
by Long P. Ness February 21, 2021
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