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African Firework

The act of getting the shits, then proceeding to defecate into a condom. Once this has happened you give the condom to your partner and tell them to blow into it thus expanding the condom and causing it to explode sending bits of shits in every direction but for the majority, the face of the blower.

Also works with any other bodily fluid.
Ex. Cum, Gooch Gravy, Pussy Juice etc.
Joe: Dude, I heard Matt gave Madeline a African Firework last night.

Zac: That is one shitty mess... literally.
by OnEsIcKpErV July 17, 2011
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African Brothers

When two people have taken a shit in a public place in the same stall at different times.
Guy 1: I once ran into that P.F. Changs and took a shit

Guy 2: Dude, me too!!

Guy 1: We're African Brothers!!
by ElMathias September 3, 2012
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aficionadoing

The act of being an aficionado.
I've been aficionadoing for years!
by AficionadoingProudPappy January 22, 2014
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Africane

Noun Af-ri-keyn

A derogatory term used against black African-Americans. It is used to describe the often violent riots and buffoonery that occur in mass scale when entire communities of colored people of African descent feel a racial injustice has occurred against them.

The word is derived from the combination of African and Hurricane because these events (which are exclusive to people of black African descent) share similarities with a severe storm. Many of the signs of an "Africane" are shop fires, overturned cars, mass looting, and severe violence against weak white men and pregnant white women.

Most Africanes occur on at least a metropolitan scale, but are known to have spread at a both regional and national scale.
Examples:

1. "Earl, get the popcorn ready. There is going to be an Africane after the jury deliberates on the Ferguson case."

2. "Boy, were those niggers chimp'n the fuck out. It was a good thing it didn't turn into a Africane, we wouldn't have made it out alive."

3. "Sharon, don't leave the house now you hear? There's an Africane going on out there. I don't want you to lose the baby."

4. "Today we need to board up the windows and if there's any left buy some additional paramilitary gear and guns for this Africane that is coming."
by TheVenerable7x7 November 25, 2014
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African-British

An African-American person who has a British accent. This word is derived off of African-American, but instead of the black person being American, they are British.
Have you seen ma boy Ababacar?
Naw
Well he iz an African-British
Dang
by TheUnbornWendigo October 8, 2016
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African blender

The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.
Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!
by Norbert Glorble February 19, 2017
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african trash compactor

Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength
I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!
by Mechanicalengineear March 28, 2020
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