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Butt puppy

When a barking noise comes from your butt. Sounds like a puppy is inside your butt barking. A loud fart. Toot.
Wow I just made a butt puppy. God that butt puppy smells!! Ewe that butt puppy was loud!!
by MeliJ August 7, 2016
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puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.
That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.
by brony_pony_117 September 23, 2016
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puppy dog cute

(Adj.) When a person is soo cute that you just want to cuddle with him/her like a little puppy.
Dana is so puppy dog cute; I'd cuddle with him, but I'd never do him.
by yograndmasmoma July 21, 2010
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Lost Puppy Syndrome

One who finds themselves only dating people who have issues that they feel like they could solve.

A person who is only attracted to people that have problems(drug addiction/abusive parents/ect.) and thinks they could protect and nurture them back to happiness.
Jenny has lost puppy syndrome, her last boyfriend was a recovering addict and now shes dating a guy that was raped by his own dad. She thinks she can change him, too bad the last one went back to drugs.
by thebirdandthebee April 26, 2011
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lets fuck this puppy

Person 1: alright, here goes
Person 2: yeah, lets fuck this puppy
by Ernessa June 24, 2016
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Pet my puppy

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.
Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)
Ally: "KAYYYY"
by Limitlessflow July 26, 2009
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Sad Puppy Syndrome

1. An intense need for constant companionship or affection.

2. A relationship where one or both people is completely codependent on the other and cannot bear to let them leave their side.
Girl 1: "Aww, that girl from our Spanish class is crying because her boyfriend is out of town..."
Girl 2: "That's total Sad Puppy Syndrome."
by Fireflycities March 30, 2009
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