jig and a pig

a combination of two insults...
1 - "jig"...abbreviated version of jigaboo - a racial slur against blacks.

and a

2 - "pig"..any fat white woman...particularly those who like to write to prison inmates.

Well, check it out! A "jig and a pig"!

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

imperialist pig

Im-per-i-al-ist Pig.

N.

A very fancy pig.

LeftofCentre.org says, "George Bush is an imperialist pig."

by PORN & EGGS December 8, 2009

Flying pig

A police officer with a jetpack

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

hedge pig

Short fat ugly woman.

Look out, There is a hedge pig coming this way.

by Jme May September 20, 2006

Skinny Pig

Somebody who eats all the time but doesn't ever gain any weight.

My friends are all skinny pigs. They can eat whatever they want and not gain a pound!

by BellaPeach September 26, 2010

Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

by TooSick4U October 22, 2007

A Little Pig

A small, fat penis. Shaped more like a can of tuna-fish than a plantain.
When a penis is so short and fat that it is rendered completely useless for anything of a sexual nature.

"I was about to fuck that jerk until he pulled his fat n flat penis out. He had a little pig down there."

by Free Muffins September 1, 2009