ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020

tutie pie

they are so cute that you can't even make the "c" sound so it gets turned into tute :)

this is when someone is so tute you want to contain them in the form of a pie and eat them all up. yum yum!

THE MOST TUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

My boyfriend gives me compliments and takes great care of me, he is such a tutie pie! :D hehe

by babylovex3 December 17, 2012

Pie Shifter

Refers to someone who can go into a petrol station and clear the whole shelf of Ginster's pasties in one visit.

"Wow did you see that guy eat all those pasties? What a pie shifter."

by Ferg1 June 26, 2012

Pie Town

A very tiny western New Mexico town in Catron County where not much happens except the annual Pie Festival and the occasional dance. There are two pie shops, both of which serve fabulous food but are very unreliable about being open and also about their pies. There is also a post office, a lawyer's office, a fire station, some houses, and a park with a pavilion perfect for skateboarding and dances. No traffic to worry about, but just in case there's a sign when you enter saying "Caution, Congested Area." People are friendly, there are lots of ranchers and hippies, and everything is laidback and casual. Not much to do except go to the pie shops and yak over coffee, or go to the BookMobile every month, or make up interesting rumors about people you only know vaguely. The town attracts a lot of tourists - hikers, bikers, horseback riders - and a lot of them have interesting tales to tell.

Right on the Continental Divide...it's all downhill from here!

Wanna go get the mail in Pie Town?

by lolboredchickyandmusicrules:) March 15, 2011

Nappy pie

that triangle of hair over the vagina that is often nappy

(or flattened like when you sleep on it)

I'm gonna have some nappy pie tonight

by rroxxxx July 6, 2011

Glomberry Pie

Glomberry, the fruit that produces "glom" a highly scrumptious little treat, delivered by the snail gods GLOM & TOG. It makes you sleep for 3, i feel so well rested. GLOMMY GLOM. If you take glomberry, you look nice. Glomberry is often baked into a sexual stimulant pie design to give the ultimate backshots to Moloch. It is referred to on the street, as glomberry pie. The origins are found in ancient Azteca where the gods would sacrifice babies for a slice of glomberry pie. It is said if you like glomberry, you are cool and have larger peanuts than average which is 6".

"woahhhhh, TOG brought glomberry pie to the function, lets glom all over each other and cry, cause we love glomberries."

by SudaneseGlom September 24, 2023