Zach Konrad

Sweet innocent and prude. will never get into anyones pants because he is too prude. generally nice guy but because of this will never get any action because hes to scared of girls

A nun gets more action then a Zach Konrad

by potpie2 December 13, 2010

Zach Cooley22

Zach is HIM. That mf to ride around on 33inch glads with dual straight pipes with his gay ass music blaring. That mf to have the loudest trick at the school and the one to never stfu.

Zach Cooley22 is him

by anonymous March 8, 2023

Zach

Actually bad, little skill in life. Probably with 2 big toes on one foot.

That guy is such a zach

by Sonny and josh May 4, 2021

Zach

A fat ass Christian who loves his mom and is extremely rude and he is probably a baseball player or soccer player and he gets mad really easily but is funny at the same time. He loves doing stupid shit but you love it.

Zach wanna go somewhere

Fuck no

by Jesses smalls February 23, 2020

Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono

Zach why would you cut your hair?

by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021

Zach

Small ass dick gets no bitches and like letting his dog tickle his balls

Zach is a good friend

by Zachery Ryan February 28, 2024

Tomato Zach

A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.

Tomato Zach is salty and mean.

by Santa squad November 14, 2018