When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

Me when your girl

Me when your girl is a phrase used to interrupt another persons sentence, specifically when they make a mistake. Most often used when someone stutters, but can also be used when someone corrects themselves, or if somebody says something wrong moultiple times without correcting themselves.

Often times, the phare itself is intentionally stuttered to increase the amount of embarrasment that the person who is interrupted feels.

Anon1: Yo I just watched this video whe- wh- where this guy he-
Anon2: Me whe- me when y- me, me when your girl.
Anon1: Man shut the fuck up.
Anon2: Not u-until you fix that fucking speech impe-
Anon1: M-m-m-me when your girl.
Anon2: Fuck

by Hamgburger :3 October 4, 2021

The day when you shouldn't study

May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day

-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.

by Don't drink and Drive May 4, 2021

does it jiggle when it farts

when the ass is so fat it jiggles when farting

"damn that ass fat does it jiggle when it farts"

by haha axn August 14, 2021

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

Wake Me Up When September Ends

1. A song by Green Day which is influenced by Billie Joe Armstrong growing up without his father. His father died on 10 September 1982, and Billie Joe locked himself in the cupboard when he heard the news and said to his mum "Wake Me Up When September Ends". That is the origin of the title.

2. The only song that has ever made me cry.

1.Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Ring out the bells again
Like we did when spring began
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my father's come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends

2. I cried listening to this song 2 weeks ago.

by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022

Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

Slurp her

“Damn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?”

by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat180183 August 1, 2019