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Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023
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Vanilla fiend

Someone who habitually drinks pure vanilla extract jungle juice. They be fiending for that shit.
Dam! Jeffrey here sure is a vanilla fiend! He fiend hard for that shit!
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 19, 2023
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vanilla

Conventional, ordinary, non-deviating, plain.

With no modifications or perversions. The most basic form of something.

1. In games:

Original form of the game without any mods (or sometimes even DLC s)

2. In BDSM
The opposite of kinky. Not in any way involved with BDSM. Without kinks or fetishes.
Player 1: "I adore the clean look of my builds in vanilla Minecraft!"
Player 2: "True, but have you ever tried any mods? They add stunning visual elements to the game!"

Person 1: "My girlfriend prefers keeping things simple in the bedroom. I doubt she would enjoy spanking."
Person 2: "That's totally fine. Some people enjoy the intensity of BDSM, but others stick to a more 'vanilla' approach to their relationships."
by db20godzina November 16, 2023
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by Alex_tf January 15, 2024
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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023
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Vanilla

When one behaves or speaks in a very monotone manner and are far too boring to keep your life interesting. They are just plain out boring, sorry to break it ya.
You might be a chocolate person but you're acting like a vanilla person .
by Mrs smarty pants April 4, 2023
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Vanilla gift card

Trash gift card that are sold by the scammers called "vanilla", You can't use them on eBay and other online retailers for "security reasons" which is an absolute shitty lie. Sometimes the card refuses to work because someone hacked it and drained it immediately after purchase.
by ekxer3 November 25, 2023
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