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Vanilla Gorilla

Founded in Flint Mi.... Briggs been giving it to any & everyone! You are one lucky pigeon to get the vanilla gorilla, upgrades your woman hood from soft taco to supreme chicken chalupa.
I can't believe he gave you the vanilla gorilla!!! You lucky bish
by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022
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Vanilla coked

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.
after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.

she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.

getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
by ACunny September 10, 2024
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vanilla shake

when you cum in an epileptic girl then flash strobe lights in her eyes
“yo ted i got a charge for giving some girl a vanilla shake”
by mmmmmmMonke January 7, 2021
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Vanilla Gorilla

VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras
Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla
by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023
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vanilla degen

Someone who is vanilla, but viewed from inside a subculture where weird fetishes are the norm, r34 and related. Like "normie" but for sex related things. Almost never actually an insult.
A: yoo holy shit have you seen this Peach x Bowser r34? I wish he would rape my ass like that.
B: no sorry, I'm not into that, I'm a vanilla degen
by QXTR July 11, 2021
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Vanilla Brain

when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.
Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"

Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"
by Breadboibraincell June 7, 2022
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Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.
"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."
by Happy Diver September 14, 2011
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