Vaginal suicide

What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.

Oh my God! That was vaginal suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

vagines

a vagines is a mix between a vagina and a penis

is he a tomboy? nah he has a vagines so he's french

by blob_the_fish March 17, 2022

Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

vaginal suppositories

Something that goes up Olivia's pussy

Omg did I tell you I got Brady's vaginal suppositories in my cunt last night

by Pussy eaterr123 September 18, 2017

Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.

-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.

by Quan Master Flex July 23, 2012

Vaginal grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in her vag so hard she has to go to the hospital

Damn, girl! That right there is vaginal grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025