Vag flats

Abbreviated form of the words vaginal flatulence.

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.

by TugglesB June 10, 2018

kamikaze vag

kamikaze vag ~ n. simple ~ when you are a clog wearing dutch kamikaze vag either as a person or with one
Laurunk MonkeyHePissed

The alien self proclaimed angel was actually a kamikaze vag who ruined two souls for the price of her 4^17^191 lifetimes minimum in Nash with SawYewem. She could not control her n****r pizza addiction.

by sinrlifemattrs November 19, 2025

Scum Vag

A military veteran that cannot help but exclaim their military service experience at any given time.

"Hey man, what's your favorite gun in Counter-Strike?"
"I really like the M4-A1-S, but I don't think it's realistic. I like the M4-A4 more because I *ACTUALLY* used the A4 in combat over-seas. It just seems more realistic."
"Dude, stop making everything about your four years in the military. You're being a massive Scum Vag right now."

by Rosmak December 21, 2022

#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small

she got a f*cking #Bird Vag

by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

Reggae Vag-Jay-Jay

When a lady's bush is so huge it could actually be put into dreads reminiscent of that of a Reggae singer.

Guy1: Mannnn... bobs girl has a HUGE bush, He can't even go down without getting pubes hung in his eyebrows
Guy2: Sounds like a Reggae Vag-Jay-Jay

by JDTheNerDragon March 11, 2019

Vino Vag

Like whiskey dick but for the ladies; when a woman is unable to sexually perform and/or unable to climax after a night of drinking

Don’t beat yourself up, bruh… she just had vino vag

by Buttcrumbsarereal June 12, 2025