what's up uncle weiner
by weiner_snitchel April 07, 2017
A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.
That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up
by FeloGreen March 15, 2019
The uncomfortable feeling you get when a guy is hitting on you and you're not down. Their vibe reminds you of a creepy uncle invading your personal space
"Did you see Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, creeping on that chick at the glow run?"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"
by tooshielova555 January 21, 2014
i love uncle fatty
by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021
The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)
by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023
A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.
Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
by htheorem May 17, 2021
The man who ate all your lunch but your totally ok with it. (Related to Bob Saget) This man also runs his very own show.
by Jonathan Timblin June 03, 2020