uncle horse

big cock in my mouth
horse uncle

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Uncle Jerry

An Uncle Jerry is opposite of Uncle Tom. An Uncle Jerry is a white man who is a sellout and a race traitor to his own kind. He hangs out with the blacks and dresses and behaves like them with the hood-hip hop culture. He has the Nword pass given by his black homies and constantly calls his own kind Cracka. He is always submissive to the Black people and loves kissing the Black man's ass.
Mike is an Uncle Jerry as he is always Tyrone's lackey and acts like his right hand man. He constantly shouts at random white people, cracka despite being white himself. He always speaks in the hood accent and is completely blackwashed.
by Carl_Johnson April 07, 2023
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uncle bernard

the man with a sex face and big penis. loves to sex AMOUG. cum all over my ass.
sexer: omg uncle bernard is here
AMOUG: omg!! uncle bernard??
uncle bernard: we will sex big cock.
by bakaslutbussylicker May 02, 2021
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Uncle Carlos

When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"
My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.
by The Deku Tree October 12, 2018
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that one uncle

that one uncle (usually on your father's side of the family) is drunk more often than not and has a 95% chance to be a kidnapper
that one uncle: hHEEEhehjeheEEEEhH HellO KIDS

everyone: RUNS
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Uncle G

Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 08, 2021
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Uncle Syther

a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks dwarven chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.
oh crap! Uncle Syther coming! hide the chairs!
by Just_Bully January 07, 2021
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