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Redneck Uncle

An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.
Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"
by THE REDNECK UNCLE March 8, 2021
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My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there
"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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Uncle Rob

Giving someone a Dirty Sanchez to resemble the moustache of Robert E. Lee.
After being given an Uncle Rob Josh looked like he was ready to win back the South.
by Majin February 1, 2007
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uncute

Particularly unattractive or unpleasant to look at.
A: Did you see that girl Olivia the other day?
B: Yeah dude she's totally uncute.
by byaaaaaa October 5, 2009
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Uncut Gem

Definition: A person who is rough around the edges but has a good heart.
Definition: A person who would be attractive if they tried
1.Jason has been to juvie several times but i just saw him helping some old lady across the street, he's such a uncut gem.
2. I Mary is a true uncut gem all she needs to do is cut her hair and everyone all be like damn!
by beautyinthedark August 27, 2014
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morally unconventional

someone with very fucked-up morals. (amoral) usually does drugs, smokes, drinks, and has shitloads of sex, used to describe girls mostly
dude that chick is morally unconventional like shit, she's been down on everything except the titanic
by hello-clitty December 8, 2009
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uncha-duncha

1. A short, roughly two second dance that involves a shimmy-like twisting motion whilst naked--best when done with a flaccid penis, so as to allow for a little wiggle.

2. A tactic often used to catch someone off guard (see Definition 1.)
"Damn! Chucho called my name and I turned in response only to find he had pulled an uncha-duncha on my ass!"
by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004
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