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where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.
by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019
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Why are you searching this? YOU ARE ON THE FCKING SITE-
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that people submit entries onto to explain things jokingly, genuinely or urbanly.
Hey, let's make an Urban Dictionary Entry for Dicktionary.
Nah, Urban Dictionary doesn't allow inside jokes
by pseudonym314 April 27, 2022
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A racist, sexist, and offensive dictionary to white and black people saying the shoot up schools and always die first.
The Urban Dictionary is a dictionary to find modern day words and slang.
by SekcWhiteBoi_69 March 28, 2019
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Urban dictionary is a bunch of faggits that you try to publish your work through but they wont except it.
urban dictionary you faggits. I hope you read this bitches.
by mr hamilton June 20, 2017
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Some dumbass website that tells you some dumbass shit. Like WHAT THE FUCK YOU RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING BY TURNING IT INTO A SEX TERM
P1: Hey, what're you doing?
P2: Checking out Urban Dictionary.
P1: What a shame.
by Xx_Respect_The_Drip_Karen_xX November 28, 2020
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A place where republican people (that think they're democrats) go to rip on pop music and tell the latest jokes that have been going around.
Lets go rip on republicans on Urban Dictionary, and then we can talk about how the government sucks! (Liberal president in office.) Wait a minute...
by borix134 June 18, 2013
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